neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

Julho 30 2014

nashfuckmyassgrier:

me: how tall are you? :)

boy: i’m fiv-

me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via thirlboob)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via wagmaterial)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via ugly)

baddiebey:

Im fake but im real about being fake so technically im real tbh

(via jadelust)

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via shorten)

jeshfronceschi:

if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans

(via thirlboob)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(via jesusnelson)

Julho 25 2014