i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

Julho 30 2014


me: how tall are you? :)

boy: i’m fiv-

me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

(via thirlboob)


It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via wagmaterial)


If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via ugly)


Im fake but im real about being fake so technically im real tbh

(via jadelust)


u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via shorten)


if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans

(via thirlboob)


high school more like sigh school

(via jesusnelson)

Julho 25 2014