how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs



my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”



oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity


"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.